March 10, 2014 — 4:55 AM — 63,455 notes
well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day
March 9, 2014 — 10:39 PM — 77,847 notes
March 9, 2014 — 8:32 PM — 88,649 notes
March 9, 2014 — 4:03 PM — 38,549 notes
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
March 9, 2014 — 4:02 AM — 238,358 notes
Me when I fight enemies in video games.
I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever. And I’m not sure which cat I am.
I’m definitely the button masher.
March 9, 2014 — 3:41 AM — 84,632 notes
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
March 8, 2014 — 8:53 PM — 67,280 notes
Step 1: Comment on a woman’s attractiveness on every single occasion in every single venue no matter how irrelevant it is. Build up a dating culture entirely dependent on a female’s beauty. Teach children that only attractive women will ever get anywhere in life, will ever be praised, will ever find love and have a family, will ever have a chance at happiness, are worth knowing, are worth being.
Step 2: Mock women for caring about how they look. Call them shallow.
March 8, 2014 — 8:41 PM — 522 notes
anything gavin and ryan say is gold tbh
March 8, 2014 — 10:03 AM — 326,229 notes
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
March 8, 2014 — 10:02 AM — 27,413 notes
what do you call an apology written in dots and dashes
March 8, 2014 — 12:14 AM — 161,005 notes
Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.
please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*
March 8, 2014 — 12:08 AM — 86,510 notes
March 7, 2014 — 3:56 AM — 156,040 notes
The most heartbreaking line in all of science-fiction-musical fandom.
March 7, 2014 — 3:14 AM — 38,104 notes
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
CHAMPION OF THE
YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE
FOR EV ERY ONE!
March 6, 2014 — 1:47 PM — 95,286 notes
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?