October 2, 2014 — 2:10 AM — 200,618 notes
it is time.
soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper
#minter is coming
October 1, 2014 — 11:20 PM — 156,291 notes
are you ready to get
October 1, 2014 — 11:20 PM — 169,976 notes
October 1, 2014 — 8:19 PM — 13,136 notes
October 1, 2014 — 7:37 PM — 282,125 notes
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
October 1, 2014 — 7:32 PM — 3,032 notes
jim gordon: be strong
[bruce grows up to be batman]
jim gordon: i meant emotionally
September 29, 2014 — 12:42 AM — 129,902 notes
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
September 28, 2014 — 3:45 AM — 50,148 notes
Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives
but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”
#for men it’s a serious and legitimate plot line#for women it’s a joke - via fygirlcrush
September 28, 2014 — 3:21 AM — 304,533 notes
Never settle, Ladies. Know your worth.
Freema Ageyman’s FACE, tho.
September 28, 2014 — 2:43 AM — 2,454 notes
Ryan being a dork and distracting Ray in GTA V (x)
→ " Ray, I’m coming around the corner. Don’t shoot me cause you already killed me"
September 27, 2014 — 4:47 PM — 110,926 notes
*stares at the sun* we’re in.
September 26, 2014 — 7:16 PM
She’s converted me to her moonshine ways. Its incredibly delicious
September 26, 2014 — 6:46 PM
Bevs with the bestie for my bday
September 26, 2014 — 2:37 PM — 112,766 notes
We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play
Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk
Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar.
I DON’T KNOW HOW
BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS.
So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I
I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up…
This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c:
The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights.
Science, hail Satan.
September 26, 2014 — 2:27 PM
If you’ve ever wondered if they make giant wine glasses they do, and my mother gave me one for my 21st